If multiple artifact creatures you control attack, Assaultron Dominator's last ability triggers for each of them
As an adult, again, this felt a bit over the top, but as a parent, I love that my kiddo will be going into matches fully prepared
Put two +1/+1 counters on Cait if you discarded the card with the highest mana value among those cards or tied for highest
Personal Tutor Costing just one blue mana, Personal Tutors Sorcery speed makes it a bit weaker than Mystical Tutor, especially being only able to search for Sorceries
On the bottom left, you can see the inestimable Puddnhead has done the art for the Troll (art which would generally be classified as awesome by most players), and on the bottom right, you get the overall fattitude of the Troll, who weighs in at 3/2
This somehow does both things very well